The Emperor’s New Market

Pull the lever! (The right lever!) We’re turning the venue into a celebration of the most self-absorbed emperor in history. This isn't your average village market; it’s a high-energy tribute to the groove. Expect a day filled with spinach puffs, "deadly" potions, and more llama energy than you can shake a scepter at. We’ve scouted the most eccentric vendors from across the empire to ensure your shopping experience is—in the words of the Emperor himself—all about you.

📅 Saturday, May 16, 2026
🕔12 PM – 5 PM (General Admission)
VIP at 10 AM| ✨Rope Drop at 11 AM
📍Location: Dezerland Park
5250 International Dr.
Orlando, FL 32819

🪩 What to Expect:

  • Themed Atmosphere: Step into a world of -topian flair, jungle chaos, and the occasional secret lab.
  • The Royal Treasury: Hand-picked small shops that definitely won't throw off your groove.
  • "No Touchy" Photo Ops
  • The Palace Pin Trade: Join the best traders in the kingdom for a dedicated session of pin swapping.

🎟️ Access Levels:

  • VIP (The "Inner Circle" Treatment): Enter at 10 AM for 2 hours of private shopping. Includes a commemorative goodie bag too good for peasants.
  • Rope Drop (The Palace Guard): Enter at 11 AM to secure the best loot an hour before the general public.

Boom, baby! See you there! 🦙👑